![]() Tobias: Oh, god damn it! Am I the only one who still dresses to fly? Narrator: And his quest hit a bump early on, as he struggled to learn the customs and gestures of the culture he hoped to adopt. Indian Taxi Driver: You get a true sense of the oneness of all. Narrator: I'll have to check on that one. Tobias: I guess this is why you never see them driving convertibles. Narrator: Beginning with a trip to the airport in an outfit he pretty much put together himself. Narrator: And so Tobias, hoping to straighten out his image, set out on a new start. Tobias: Well, I've already got the license plate, so go cry in your pie! Well, it's time to correct old misconceptions. And these romantic gestures are possibly why people think I'm a homosexual. I guess having matching luggage isn't so romantic anymore. ![]() Narrator: And soon he discovered his wife was also preparing to go somewhere. Tobias/Narrator: And so Tobias found himself booking passage to India. Tobias decided to get as far away from his wife as possible. But it was the part about India that really got to him. Eat was easy, although it provided no cosmic answers for him. Well, I guess I can leave them some Love. So when he came across a book the universe had placed in his path, he was open to its inspirations. ![]() Narrator: Tobias knew it was time to find out what he was truly meant to do. And after kissing it goodbye, he sat with her family, feeling lost. Narrator: His wife was giving him the cold shoulder. And maybe we need to go out there and find out what we're meant to do. Lindsay: Look, we're chasing things that aren't real. Lindsay: I don't think that all the leading men in Hollywood are gay. Tobias: -misleading? Is this because I want to be an actor and all the leading men in Hollywood are gay? Tobias: You're saying the way I talk makes me sound gay? When in the last year have I said anything remotely. I mean, you, you know that, right? 'Cause of the misleading way you talk sometimes. Lindsay: Well, I mean, it's kind of a running joke in the family. You know, your acting career, this marriage that everyone thinks is a sham because you're gay. It's time to give up our dreams if they're not working. Lindsay: There's nothing keeping us together. And his wife challenged him to reexamine the other parts of his life as well. and those men he was touching for some reason. Narrator: Five years before Tobias was to appear on John Beard's TV show, his acting career was as washed up. It's John Beard's "To Entrap a Local Predator - Supercreeps". John Beard: (voiceover) And now the story of the awful people who are about to lose everything and the one newsman who had no choice but to entrap them all together. Is there a little girl here all by herself? Narrator: Yes, Tobias was finally about to get a starring role on a hit TV show. Man: Anus Tart is approaching the portico. Who, what, when, where, why and how? Who, what, where, when, why, how? Who, what, when, where, why and how? John Beard: All right, guys, let's entrap a local predator. had been rented out to a television crew. Man on Radio: Anus Tart is turning on Trixie Lane. Narrator: Unbeknownst to Tobias, however, the Sudden Valley home he was on his way to visit. What Sudden Valley does to these cell phones! really looking up, and uh, hello? Dammit. I thought I'd try to call you before I surprised you. Narrator: Tobias Fünke was on his way to reconnect with a daughter he'd lost touch with. John Beard: Looks like we've got ourselves an anus tart. Officer Threé: Look at the license plate. John Beard: Yeah, we, uh, we better be ready. "A New Start" was written by Dean Lorey & Jim Vallely. The following is the transcript of the Season Four episode " A New Start". Hasan Minhaj as Indian medical student #2īeck Bennet as 'Straight' Straightbait actor Sharmila Devar as Indian medical student #1 Chris Diamantopoulos as Marky Bark (no dialog)
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